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actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

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daeneryus:

so when ned and catelyn were reunited after robert’s rebellion she was like “i have a surprise for you… it’s a baby!” and ned pulled jon out and was like “no way! me too! crazy right”

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via sophieeatsbrains)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

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freddifish:

Jinks you owe me a kidney

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freddifish:

Jinks you owe me a kidney

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Someone in Toronto is putting drakes face on wheelchair signs. - Imgur

rampantpenguin:

The hell you say?!

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starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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college-life-crisis:

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

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